TheLowbornKing 1 minute ago

FAKE ATHEISM: THE MOVIE

Staring Hercules, son of Zeus

Where did this whole "liberal professor bullies Christian student, who then totally owns his ass in a debate" thing originate? This has to be the millionth variation.

I also really like that they're neatly dodging proving God's existence.

"So what's the evidence on behalf of God?"

"These kids should be able to make their own decisions about belief!"

"OK. So what evidence have you of a God?"

"Why do you hate God, professor-man? What has God done to you?"

"So, do you have any evidence at all?"

"STOP HATING GOD, DUDE!!!"

Professor Straw Man is totally going to hell, bros.

So how many nerds are going to see this movie because they heard that kid's name as JOSS WHEDON?

Professor Sorbo, if you're such a great debater, then why didn't you convince your wife to stop having cancer? QED, professor!

I don't think that professor is teaching Nietzsche correctly.

That's not a valid question. You should ask : How does Kevin Sorbo hate God, or perhaps, what mechanism is involved in Kevin Sorbo's hatred of God? Why questions are subjective nonsense... like God.

BEHOLD EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THIS PLANET EMBODIED IN SOMEONE CALLED "HOCKEY GIRL":

Hockey girl 15 minutes ago
Learning about science isn't gonna give me a relationship with God, going to church will.

mordinvan 17 minutes ago
Do you understand the scientific method, and the basic concepts of the universe it has taught us?

Hockey girl 1 minute ago
Yes, but I really don't care about it.

The best philosophy professor I ever had was a devoted theist, and yet he happily taught Nietzsche and others because he wasn't a 2 dimensional Hercules-shaped cardboard cutout.

DISAPPOINTED!!!!!

Featuring the new hit Christian song "I'm not in Denial, Really I'm Not"

Here is a much better video of Hercules debating the limits of human knowledge:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42608

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock, sir?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian."

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn OranJello Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

p.s. close the borders