we don't call it Portal of Evil for the kitty videos

I can say out of all the videos on this website, Fatman's have to be the saddest I've ever seen. God what a wasted human life.

Did anyone save the one where he vomits in his tub? That was one of my favorite videos ever, but Youtube claimed it was "sexual content" and deleted it.

Crowdsourced suicide. Such a brave new world.

I'm betting mom rejected him because he came home with the wrong brand of cigarettes from the store for her.

"show canceled and im now retired to take care my health"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi4Sg9Bw0Pw

Hope?

Did he have a stroke? By the way-- his "fans" are pretty angry that he's not doing frequent live shows... Who are these sick fucks? I better not find out it's a Poe-user, because I will be very disappointed. Also: Poe's law or whatever.

I can think of several people in banking and finance I'd gladly donate money to if they'd kill themselves, slowly or not.

Do you think they'll have to break down a wall and use a skip loader to bring him out?

These days it's far cheaper to dismember the body locally for delivery to the tallow factory

Lighting a candle for the Fatman.

I know we all knock the shitty programming networks like TLC and A&E produce, but who among us wouldn't watch a show about EMS workers retrieving fat corpses?

There's EMS and there's crime scene cleaners, seems like "fat corpse removal" is a specialized market that hasn't been tapped. With America's obesity rate, seems like it'd be steady work.

Who wants to start a business with me? We just need some coveralls, a used forklift and flatbed tow truck.

For you.

Just imagine the stretch goals he could set for his campaign there!

Un-friggin'-believable, really.

I wonder if crazy keeps you alive in the same way that evil does. Though Edarem died and he was both, so who knows.