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Comment count is 23
chumbucket - 2013-09-20

And God said: "Let there be CCDs and HD format digital photos! And it was done." oh and he said one other thing "Make sure it's all about ME! Peaceout!"


Oscar Wildcat - 2013-09-20

That last comment must have come as some surprise to the bride and groom.


baleen - 2013-09-20

Listen to him, the detective once drowned a man in a river during a black baptism.


takewithfood - 2013-09-20

"This is serious business - man is throwing his life away here! A little respect?"


namtar - 2013-09-20

Bitch, he's being paid to take that exact shot. You have a problem with it, you take it up with the couple who's wedding you're ruining.

What a fucking drama queen.


Species - 2013-09-21

Agreed 100%. He's a flaming queen. Makes it that much more awkward.


memedumpster - 2013-09-20

Utterly worthless token jackass for a totally worthless nonexistent murder spectre ruins completely stupid human fuck ceremony for the self-aggrandizement of his unbelievably shallow flaming faggot ass fake personality.

Yup, religious marriage alright.


Xenocide - 2013-09-20

Who says God is opposed to photography? He loves having His picture taken, usually in the form of a taco or random tree stump which sort of kind of bears His likeness.


Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-09-21

Have I mentioned lately what a terrible poster you are, memedumpster?


memedumpster - 2013-09-21

Did I say faggot and you hear your own name?


spikestoyiu - 2013-09-20

This is what we're protecting from the gays.


sosage - 2013-09-20

Say yes to the digress


TheOtherCapnS - 2013-09-20

If you buy into religion, then the guy is absolutely right. That part of the ceremony is a Big Deal, and they should be more respectful.


EvilHomer - 2013-09-20

We're part of the modern world, man. Respect is for people still living in the Bronze Age!


kingofthenothing - 2013-09-21

"Standards are your mother's hustle."
-Adam Tod Brown, Cracked.com


Xenocide - 2013-09-20

"I will stop this wedding! Do you hear me? I will stop it, and then I will undo this couple's love right here and now! Don't think I can't!"


Old_Zircon - 2013-09-20

Love? This is a wedding.


Hooker - 2013-09-21

These millennials have a terrible work ethic.


maggotlimbo - 2013-09-21

At my fathers funeral, when it was time for communion, my youngest brother felt that he should walk up despite not being religious. I watch him take the host from my seat, walk off to the side of the altar & inexplicably move to put it in his pocket. I wince, & silently hope the priest doesn't see it...

... He does.

He rushes over to him, snatches the host from his hand, & bursts into a 15 minute tirade about how insulted & personally hurt he is over a cracker he believes is the body of a 2,000 yr old dead man despite the fact that my brother had to live through the unspeakable horror of watching my father slowly dying of cancer. Everyone just sits paralyzed through his tantrum, mortified until he finally gets tired & continues the mass like nothing ever happened. No one speaks of it. No one says a goddamn thing & he never apologizes...


Blue - 2013-09-21

In theory, that host's failure to turn into flesh is proof the whole religion is a scam.


zurf - 2013-09-21

holy. shit... but is it normal to take communion at a funeral?


memedumpster - 2013-09-21

At my dad's funeral the local Gideon pusher decided to berate me on hell existing while I was standing right next to the casket. I still regret to this day not punching him right the fuck out.


Jet Bin Fever - 2013-09-23

At my grandfather's funeral mass they took communion. It was a really weird thing too. They didn't have his corpse laying out for that part, at least. And I think a lot of priests take their jobs way too seriously. I feel sorry for your brother, as he probably just was trying to make the rest of the family feel better.


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