I know they teach that technique in anti-mugging classes, but do they teach it in the military? I mean, it's war, so it's fair, right? I don't think there's a Geneva Convention against a called shot to the nuts.

that was not a "shot to the nuts", that was a"I'm going to grab your genitalia and squeeze painfully hard because I can't control my muscles"

(yeah sure)

Confirmed: this whole stunt was an excuse to grab the guy's dick.

*Confirmed: this whole stunt was an excuse to crush the guy's dick.

I lol'd, phantom fairy stars for you