"You wouldn't steal the Vatican's tranny bondage porn movies..."

Hurry! Call Dan Brown!

This is the headline I have been waiting for my whole life.

Go big or go home.

She raises a good point. The bible doesn't say anything about jerking it to tranny s&m, but it definitely says not to steal.

The only thing surprising about this is that someone at the Vatican is sexually attracted to adult women. I get why asexuals and pedophiles and religious gays would sign up, but why would a heterosexual choose to take a job that demands the appearance of celibacy?