I think I found out where all the money they aren't paying their devs is going in the video game industry.

user name submission synergy.

Absolutely hilarious for a lot of reasons. I hope those orchestra guys got paid well for it, at least.
Oh, and Riot went with the scantily clad cellist with half-exposed breasts, of course. Classy!

That much effort spent on a light show and I bet almost no one in the audience was on drugs. What a waste.

Fashion and crime? I can't really blame guys my dad's age for dressing like my dad.....Oh.

After this, some guys played videogames.

"e-sports"

oh hey look, something that's not even worthy of the name "mod" got its own game

Maybe I should feel blessed League of Legends won't run on my computer...

Just an orchestra: This is kind of nice. A friend of mine told me about this game about a year ago, and I thought it looked like it might be fun, but I've got no modern Windows 'round here. Anyway, so far you guys seem like jerks for dissing this.

Fortress of Solitude douches: Okay, this is a bit much. In fact, I admit I no longer see where this is doing anyone a bit of good. Surely it's time for some in-game footage now?

Neon Pinhead guitarist: Right, well, let's all be glad we're not trapped in a seat in the middle of the row in this audience, right? What else is going on in the comments section...

Goddamn punk violist or whatever: I'm not, this isn't even..

Sportscenter-type graphic promising whatever analysis it was promising in the last second: rapture/spontaneous ulceration.