|chumbucket - 2013-10-11 |
aaaand end scene, bring in the little people
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-10-11 |
That's pretty quality acting, if you ask me. I'm not sure how this leads into porn though. I guess they discover at the end that the exact weight they still need to lose after the guy is the weight of all their clothes?
It's alright acting for porn, I guess.
The best porn acting I've seen was in a British porn parody of The King's Speech, wherein the King of England gets taught how to confidently fuck his wife by an ebony dominatrix. The whole thing is great, and the cock slap at the end is quite possibly the greatest moment in porn acting history.
Obviously I can't post it here, since nearly all of the witty banter occurs during an otherwise NSFW scene, but I could try and find the name of it in case anyone's interested.
Found it. It's a Brazzers scene, called "The King's Cock", starring Jasmine Webb. I won't post a link (it's very NSFW), but the official brazzers dot com trailer is easy enough to find.
You should really find a torrent of it! Even if you don't like porn, it's worth a watch.
There's this one really cool part where the King recites Hamlet's "To Be" soliloquy, and he gets so engrossed in the reading that he doesn't notice he's being given a blowjob.
|Dinkin Flicka - 2013-10-11 |
This had to have been a utter fucking pleasure to create, from writing to editing.
|kamlem - 2013-10-11 |
A thought-provoking film exploring the utilitarian philosophical conundrum of the trolley problem within the context of human sexuality. 5 stars.
|dementomstie - 2013-10-11 |
I've learned something important today: Turbulence only affects you when you remember that it exists.
|EvilHomer - 2013-10-11 |
What I don't get is why they didn't just throw their clothes out of the plane. You'd think a scene like this would write itself.
This is like watching a scene of a wife answering the door for a cable repairman, then while he's fixing the cable, the husband knows it's all clear to bang a hooker in the driveway.
|fedex - 2013-10-11 |
I guess the snakes......were all in their pants.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2013-10-12 |
This has been a paid advertisement by the Yosemite Sam acting College.
|hammsangwich - 2013-10-12 |
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Also, Brooke Balytine.
Now that I think about it, it's like this got written by putting that scene through google translator.
|sasazuka - 2013-10-12 |
What's with all those visible gaps in the fuselage through which you can easily see light entering? How was that not noticed by the ground crew inspection? Was the ground crew just grinding each other and not inspecting for fissures?
|Nominal - 2013-10-12 |
These giant plumes of smoke are making it awfully hard to see my Macbook screen.
|memedumpster - 2013-10-12 |
This is the worst flight safety video ever.
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