I didn't think a 3 word oxymoron was possible until I saw the preview image.

What's wrong with dat?

Your professors never told you about them because your professors are likely ethical academicians.

Anyone good with Morse code? I can't decipher what she's trying to tell us with all that blinking.

I'm pretty sure it's some kind of desperate plea for help, or maybe the location of the smoky basement she's being kept in?

Maternal feminism isn't her term:

http://www.mhs.mb.ca/docs/features/timelinks/reference/db0015. shtml

So basically in order to keep advancing feminism we have to pretend it's 1890 again and frame feminist ideas in the language of domesticity and submission. Great!

(she might be right, which is PUKEFUCKINGAWFULSAD)

You know, there's a version of freedom which I like to call "indentured servitude." It's not slavery at all.

Jesus, shut up and fetch me a beer already.

VALUES & CAPITALISM

Feminists don't hate men, they hate women. Like, they REALLY fucking hate women.

She came so very close to saying "separate but equal."

hahaha "egalitarianism"

It takes years of training to record all the little squishy sounds the saliva in your mouth makes while you're speaking... This video captures all of them in way that, well, almost makes you think some of them were added in post-production.

I just started taking a Women's Lit class at UCLA and finally had a chance to meet with my professor during her office hours. We talked for about an hour about power structures, the role of tribalism in politics, and Breaking Bad. The whole time, I found her views intelligent, nuanced, cautious, and largely in line with my own.

Then I went home and loaded up Slate/Jezebel/The Atlantic/Daily Beast and read about how Miley Cyrus is encouraging mass rape in the Congo.

Feminists should be judged by the same standards as everyone else: Do they only have that opinion because they're trying to piss you off?

So what exactly is 'conservative feminism?'

Do you exercise your right to vote, but think equal pay for women is fiscally irresponsible? Do you advocate for tougher laws against sex offenders, but think emergency contraception or abortions for 11-year-olds should be outlawed?

Her speech is soooo moist. Get a pop filter, lady.

So, a feminism that does not require me to give up any of my privilegies or change my behavior in any meaningful way. Sign me up!

The type of woman Cedarville scholars salivate over, reprehend, than salivate all over again.