That is Philly's own Captain Janks (at least in a few of them if not all)

Balzac Tebaghir is one of Pakistan's finest minds.

"When'd you lose your virginity? When'd you get fucked?" Genius.

He practically leaps toward the button as soon as hears 'Howard Stern'

"Hi, am I on the air?" "Yep." "Fuck." "Thanks."

Crank calls and penis are inseperable.

Well, how will a penile implant affect his bankruptcy proceedings?

Camden, New Jersey? They don't have phones there.

penis - an old classic

Fucking Classic.

You know guys, they have this thing now they call a "five-second delay."

Now we'll never know what that guy can suck.

Democrats, Republicans, "American Muslims" line?

C-SPAN: television for the people, by the people

"Ballsac Teabagger"

Why haven't I five-starred this already? Classic.