I disagree. He's going to leave behind a house cleaner than a pension fund after corporate greed gets its hands on it.

It will only take him a month.

really good looking? I'd say he's slightly better than you'd expect from an internet shut in with a pathological fear of mirrors, but not 'really good looking'.

He's someone your mom calls hansom (that is not meant to be an insult). However he is not an unattractive man. He reminds me of the weird type of good looking that some ladies (and men) swoon over. Dorky good looking?

Also, is he serious about the hallway at the end? I can't tell.

Golddiggers.

This is making me feel strangely proud of him and also making me feel like I should call up my cousin tomorrow. I should definitely call my cousin though.

"really good looking? I'd say he's slightly better than you'd expect from an internet shut in with a pathological fear of mirrors, but not 'really good looking'."

He's sexy as fuck you pig. Why don't you post a pic so I can laugh at it? While I masturbate to it.

Hair like Jim Morrison, there's one picture of Jim that I've seen that's close to his look here in the preview. I had never seen him before, he's handsome, but I might think that about anyone with long locks.

Boomer

Stars for memedumpster.

Somewhere in the indeterminate future:

Ulillillia gets a hooker.

Boomer the Dog is surprisingly good looking.

Once he figures out how money works, he's going to powerlevel the shit out of it until he makes the 1 percent look like some broke hobos.

HAHA! Oh god I hope so.

It depends. I don't think he'd do well in the stock market as it doesn't have a rigidly defined set of rules for getting a higher and higher return.

Well, unless you're already a billionaire, and I kind of doubt the sales of his book are doing that well.

Absolutely! He's a force of good and general pleasantness. And even if all he eats are degreased Totino's pizzas, he's not exactly a drain on the system and never has been.

It's a start though.

good talk.