I think he's snapped.

My speakers did not like that ending.

THIS ONE IS EATING THE POO-POO ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! Performance art of the highest caliber. I'd pay this man , easy, to show up at parties.
However, as an Army veteran of the recent glorious wars of conquest, I'm a bit distressed to see that ACUs have caught on in the gun-nut community. Those things are fucking useless as camouflage! They don't work anywhere, let alone the woods. If someone can get me Chief (ret) Kessler's address, I'll send him a good set of BDUs to wear on his Action Missions, , and another baggie of poop.

Elementary school kids never gun down the right people.

i wish his guns were pretend

All the baggy camo in the world will never disguise the fact that you're a doughy, bald pussy, dude.

This was offensive, but not in the way he wants it to be.