totally, and now that nobody knows i'm looking at porn, i can jack off outside!

just polarize your penis too!

Dude. Things that are perfectly well understood by you can still be amazing. Like rainbows! I agree with Einstein that a vivid imagination and sense of wonder are important.

Rainbows are way more awesome than this, which is just moving a filter from the front of the display to a pair of glasses. :P

That'll stop you from inviting your freeloading friends over to watch movies THEY DIDN'T PAY FOR.

The glasses will cost a year, will work on up to two XBwo Monitors (5 / 5 with one-time system purchase Discount), and require a constant internet connection so they can relay biometric data to advertisers, otherwise they start shooting acid into your face.

Not without paying for the rights to use the invention.

http://www.google.com/patents/US6262843

Those who live by the sword, etc etc.

Or a "They Live" tag.