Have you noticed all the full Russ Meyer stuff & other similar movies on youtube? Don't think I'm not tempted...

The first of us to actually get fired because of this site will be our patron saint and martyr. We will bedazzle their skeleton and put a cup of Faygo in their hands.

The VHS tape of Up! I got in high school is missing the last two minutes, to this day I still don't know who killed Hitler.

This should confirm that nobody is taking care of this website.

I think support returning in fire and wrath and just banning every single user would be a pretty awesome poeTV eschaton.

In order to get fired, we'd first need to have jobs.

I never saw the end of Russ Meyer's "UP!", either, on account of only seeing it while drunk. Was Hitler in it?

hahaha

Maybe I don't understand gays, but why not just have sex with women? I mean, a hole is a hole... amirite? Seems like you're just limiting yourself by not putting it anything it fits into.

Where did you come from?

You're asking straight men to not have the sexual maturity of a 13 year old Somali rape victim. This is impossible in Western civilization.

Monkey, if there was a product where it's suggested a gay man and a straight woman use it to have sex at the same time, millimeters from each others' genitals, then you may have a point.

Fair enough, I chose a poor example. I stand by the sentiment that a throwaway statement by a guy awkwardly selling his rubber vaginas is a crazy thing to fixate on considering we're on the internet, much less pretending like tag-teaming a rubber vagina is a thing anybody actually does and still considers themselves straight.

Forgot to rate, so I will use this opportunity to ask: What kind of sexual deviant doesn't enjoy recreating a piston engine in a fake lady with his best bro?

"much less pretending like tag-teaming a rubber vagina is a thing anybody actually does and still considers themselves straight."

Well, what if you're reeeeaaaaally into rubber vaginas, but are too broke and lazy to buy one for yourself?

>>Maybe I don't understand straight people, but if you're going to "go at it with a friend", why not just cut out the middle man and have sex with each other?

Apparently, what you don't understand about straight guys is that they don't enjoy having a cock in the ass.

That's straight bottom erasure.

Jesus christ.

These labels.

John Holmes-- fair point-- but that's why the good gay lord gave us mouths and hands. At a minimum these hypothetical straight buds that excitedly wait for UPS to deliver their simul-vag 5000 would have a more pleasurable experience just jacking each other off.

And, it's for statements like that, saved on the Internet forever, that will prevent me from ever running for public office.

If you change the genitals it doubles as a Hank Hill model!

LO(voice breaks)L

I lol'd....until I realized those were actual quotes.

You build a paper-mache mannequin to attach it to, obviously.

pants?

I put mine in my freezer.

I've never liked mannequins, and double so for this disembodiment.

I was just in a Boscov's department store yesterday with my friend Ric, and there were tons of mannequins, including one that was just legs in pants, and I wasn't diggin' it.

Boomer

Footlocker as a coffee table.

Bury it in the backyard. At night.

Kitchen cabinet right at eye level.

Bookends.

MEGA MASTURBATOR 3: THE BEATING

You'd think that would be the first on the list for just about any product in this category. Just for fun, it should also be usable as a floatation device.

Fuck Me Silly Model 3 is particularly horrifying with it's noodley half legs. No, it's not half as in cut off at the knee, they are split lengthwise because horror.