Resolving conflicts with your brain and your bottomless well of scientific knowledge is for liberal sissies who get their families murdered and raped. Real men solve their problems by shooting them point blank in the back of the head with an assault rifle. Nice try with the Macguyver, Nobama!
I imagine this guy's channel is chock full of wisdom like this.
"Resolving conflicts with your brain and your bottomless well of scientific knowledge is for liberal sissies who get their families murdered and raped."
First-- everyone PLEASE spell MacGyver right. Second, The origin of Angus MacGyver's gun-aversion was revealed in a classic episode where he accidentally killed his childhood friend dropping a pistol. Third, man that show was sweet. Thanks for indoctrinating me, Mac.
I really love that it's completely acknowledged by everyone involved that solving problems without killing people is "liberal sensibility" and the only argument is over whether or not that's disgraceful.
Its fun to watch the pilot episode and see him using an AK-47 (or that one gun that passed for AK-47s on shows like the A-Team)
Actually, if you watch the show, MacGuyver is a sick fuck. He won't shoot someone in the head, but will maim, crush, burn, electrocute, poison and drown his victims.
One of the things I like best about the "Grayson" comic -- where Dick Grayson is working as a spy for a shady organization -- is that every now and again he gets his hands on a gun, and he just throws it like a batarang. Completely wrecks the other guy every single time.
Thanks to that socialist Mark Twain, every genre series has done an episode like that at some point, justifying it as a Connecticut Yankee homage.
One time Iron Man went back to Camelot only to find out that Doctor Doom had gone there too and Doom had become besties with Modred and Morgan Le Fay and Iron Man was forced to remain sober for three whole hours in order to stop their plans.
And what does Mark Twain do? He just sits there with his buddies on the Starship Enterprise, collecting his fat MacGuyver Camelot Episode royalty checks.