"We can also offer custom zipper placement anywhere you like"

Ugh tag. Perfect.

I think it has rabies.

jesus the music

How does one breathe in one of those?
Have many people died by asphyxiation in them yet?

In my world the man in the suit just swallowed a cyanide tablet and this was a kind of live funeral, last wish sort of thing his friends put together for him and by 3:00 he is a corpse floating in ecstasy as his buddies splash around him.

it works with the music and is more interesting than the reality.

Real raccoons do look kinda like that, if they're dead and have been floating around in water for a few days. So I'll just stick with the preload image and that happy thought.

This would be a really embarrassing way to drown to death.