Oscar Wildcat - 2013-11-27
The learn'd English Dog, am I.
Ask me anything you please.
I'm up on everything from fleas,
unto the Kings monogamy.
Persian princes, Polish blintzes,
Chinamans geomancy.
Jumping beans or flying machines,
whatever suits your fancy.
I know enough of the classical stuff,
to set your ear athrob.
work logarithmic verse'd sines,
all within' me knob.
But nothing ministerial please!
Or I'm apt to lose my job.
As the Learn'd English Dog.
Tonite!
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