The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of liberals. Go forth ... and kill!

All my old adjectives are worn out. Hmmmm...

Theofecal Kleptard?

That's right boys, if you want to keep your guns you better get on your knees and please the lord.

Ted Cruz's whacked-out pastor dad talked to these guys in the same pale yellow room. Just five minutes from any random point in the video should be enough to sink any presidential hopes for his son.

I submitted the whole thing, but it was apparently too sane for the discerning tastes on POE that week.

God: can't save children from rape and disease, but will be sure to arm you all with semi-automatic killing machines.

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ON OUR KNEES ASKING FOR GODS PLEASURE.