"I remember grandpa. He was a wealthy man, and we'd go to his house on thanksgiving. We'd all sit around uncomfortably while he prodded us with a stick. It was impossible to make any kind of human contact. I learned a lot from being around him".
I'm guessing that's his daughter's butt that he keeps putting the camera on? Weird gramps, weird!
Also, this would be the perfect technology for a train ride in Japan.