EvilHomer - 2013-12-18
I love the whole thing. Never change.
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lotsmoreorcs - 2013-12-18
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right here on POE
Bitching, yelling, urine smelling
Wasting air for you and me
Limp dick in hand, he stalks this land
Boxxy's own white knight
Lock your doors and load your guns
John Holmes is online tonight
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
looking for his internet queen
He's been depressed for fifteen years,
Got a prostate the size of a tangerine
His life's a wreck, he smells like shit
He wishes he was gay
I sure wish John Holmes and all his cats
Would go the fuck away
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-18 Just to clarify, he doctor has assured me that my prostate is no larger than a VERY SMALL tangerine.
Here are my other two vlogs. Lotsmoreorcs is sure to enjoy the first one, , because it's largely about my cock.
Flog1: I'm in hell
http://youtu.be/2Ka9p7YWLIc
Flog3: Zardoz est morte (that's life!)
http://youtu.be/FA1hciKKcAI
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Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-18 By god, I think Orcs is falling in love with you. Keep negging, it seems to be working.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-18 >>By god, I think Orcs is falling in love with you.
It's a goddamn Christmas miracle!
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Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-18 Oh oh, sing the song, Tiny Tim.
Silent night,
Holy shite,
Orcs and Fuck,
Snug and tight.
She's no virgin,
He's got cats.
Holy infant,
ain't come from this sack.
Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace.
Merry Fuckmas, everyone!
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memedumpster - 2013-12-18 Fap they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A newborn crust oogie
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our garbage cans we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To dig out Burger King
Pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
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Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-18 COUNT YOUR SYLLABBLLEESS, ORCS! As so.
Here comes John Holmes, here comes John Holmes,
Right down POETV.
Bitching, yelling, urine smelling
Linux compiling freak.
Gland in hand, he stalks this land
He's Boxxy's lone white knight
So drop your cocks, and pull up your socks,
Cos John's online tonight.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-12-19 Most of them are reclusive
All of them are abusive
They're vulgar and mean
and full of caffeine
Posting in a shitty wonderland.
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Bort - 2013-12-18
That last song -- shame you couldn't have gotten Pia Zadora to dance with you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-hn7sFieE#t=6m19s
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