We found a new source of crude oil! Party time! Woo!

I studied this in one of my chemistry classes as a bonus project. It was really interesting and the chemistry makes sense.

I assume this should be carbon neutral, since the algae have to absorb carbon in order to grow.

Department of Evil?

Can't wait to see how the industrialized power structure rises up against this one. Algae-gate is going to sink a future president.

I wouldn't be surprised if we never hear anything about this again.

Maybe we can eventually dredge up the toxic algae that's killing the bottom of the ocean floor after we dredge it looking for fish (it's killing the ocean floor, btw)

According to some article we might be able get as much Uranium as we need from ocean water... I want to see Lord Humongous and his gang, I mean,, I want about 7.5 billion dead or so. I personally like nukes because it was my minor subject in college-- and "the nuclear option" I hear is rising in popularity but there are challenges to overcome, such as how to just kill people and minimize collateral harm to Earth*, which is impossible unless you get everyone to migrate into the maximum land area densities possible and use enormous bombs such that otherwise so-called fallout is impelled so high in a column into the ionosphere, exosphere where it can decay in the time it's suspended there, at the same time blocking the sun's heat to a degree or 2 which in turn helps out the ice caps-- polar ice melt being a problem which, scientists say, carbon emission control will not stop given the most optimistic forecast of its eventuality. Religious fervor and television and glossy magazine advertising will cause mostly genetically undesirable to accumulate in these C-STARb* bomb megazone-camps. So it's all figured out now! Leave your troubles on the doorstep...

As for Lrd. Humongous he can HAVE that gasoline: that juice. A stand up guy-- his annotated autobiography reveals that he spent the first half of his life alone in a city library protecting the books from raiders who wanted to burn them as fuel-- when he could not even read himself (until later when he met Lord J-----d, the man with the pistol, who lost his fingers. By him he was first educated thereafter becoming the great orator, strategist, shakespeare-quoting leader)

*there is such a thing as a neutron bomb but it's just a small, bastard little hydrogen bomb with no outer shell of U238, thus concussively innefficient and comparatively big in fallout. They're just a phantasmagoric invention for killing Russkies through tank armor and the like. They're mis-portrayed in entertainment media.

**this is a working title (C for Carbon, "Tsar bomb" into "star b" by letter transposition, concatenation then as i think "starb" means "died" in German-- I know this is too cute but just thought it up now)