I'm doing my best to not be this guy. We'll see where I'm at in another decade.

Wait, fatty's halfway wrong. The movie did suck pretty bad once the motorcycle robbery part was over, but the "place beyond the pines" was where people apparently go to kill each other (the corrupt cop tries to lure the Silver Linings guy out there to kill him, and later the Chronicle kid does the same thing). That being the stupid truth, "The Place Beyond the Pines" is a pretty good name for a movie, maybe one where you learn something about love and death rather than about carny rednecks and spoiled druggie kids.

Also, poopy's comment above is accurate regarding all y'all, plus or minus 25 pounds, 10 years, and 3 inches of beard.

I have not heard of this movie, and was thus horribly disappointed by this video. I was really expecting a video of a man explaining that he is driving out to the woods to masturbate and why.