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Well if I wasn't done with the whole make-a-song-up-about-what-you're-doing thing, I'm pretty done now. His eyes are discomforting.

:D

That cheered me right up and reinforced my love of singing to my cat.

Sure it's speed? I'm not sure about eating a giant bacon omelette while on speed. He says he's coming down, but he still seems pretty hepped up.

Go to a place called Cape Breton one day... you'll come to see people like this as normal.

He looks just like the type of guy that would visit the liquor store I used to work next to. The kind that I would have to call the cops for. In one special instance, an individual almost exactly like this guy started trying to sell people CD's he had just stolen, which still had the plastic security tags attached, and which he then threw in some woman's pickup truck against her will, right after she asked if he stole them, yelling at her that Jesus would want her to have them. That was right after he tried to sell them to me, and after I explained we didn't sell CD's he yelled that JESUS WOULDN'T EITHER SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF.

Touche, parking lot weirdo. Touche.

his face is amazing

Goddamn, Darren is a weirdo. Stars are for 'The bacon from Ipanema'. Baleen, have you watched the video where he is talking to his insurance company?

I've really gotta hand it to Dave Grohl. I mean, I don't understand this viral marketing for the next Foo Fighters album, but he is going all out for this thing.

Imagine this was actually Reggie Watts.