hahaha

Wolf did not seem to appreciate the joke.

Zing!

Wolf should have come back with a "Fuck You, Cafferty."

MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES!

HA HA

I love that crotchety old man

Can't wait for that!

He's got gumption, that one.

"Yes."

Anna Nicole died? Oh. Well, back to myspacing!

Let us all take a minute to remember Anna Nicole Smith's memorable performance in Naked Gun 33 1/3.

Brutal honesty is in short supply in today's newsroom.

Nope.

And of course the New York Post is the first to outright compare her to marilyn monroe.

Thank you!

I don't know if that's a bitchslap... But it was awesome.

"I shit on your concept of journalism, Wolf. Back to you"

I kinda want to see jack cafferty swilling a bottle of bourban and ranting for half an hour.

Wow, Wolf Blitzer really is dead inside.

He doesn't seem to have even the faintest idea that he's being mocked there.

If only the news contained more brutal honesty like this.

Heh, my mom saw this when it actually was broadcast and called me to tell me about it.

Even as a semi-partially-failed journalism major, I can tell you exactly when Wolf's Professional Lockdown occurs, like Bart freezeframing Ralph Wiggum's heart breaking.

Never Forget..

..that for a solid week, our media thought there was nothing in the world more important that regurgitating over and over the banal circumstances surrounded the death of an vapid, overweight, washed-up, reality-show Playboy-bunny, and suddenly appointed her America's Princess Di.

This during a period in which the government was operating under John Yoo's memos authorizing the President to overwrite the Constitution, experts warning of an impending mortgage collapse, and our oceans were dying.

When I read the title, I was expecting Eddie from Eddie and the Cruisers beating Wolf up. But this is much better!

"No, in an incredible development she has in fact risen from the dead and is more powerful than ever before."