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Pope Caius - 2014-01-15

Or you could use diet soda for a guilt-free dessert!


SolRo - 2014-01-15

I'd wager the target market thinks diet sodas are for pussies/anorexics/communists/people on a diet only.


5 for naming it "Dump Cakes" and "Dump Dinners", I'm even assuming it was named un-ironically.


Oscar Wildcat - 2014-01-15

If you hit the website, you can see high resolution images of each of these abortions. Name is apt; looks like Fresh Kills NJ in late spring after the thaw.


jaunch - 2014-01-15

So instead of following the recipe on the box, I should just dump a bunch of shit into a pan and bake it? And uh... that works?


Oscar Wildcat - 2014-01-15

So much to love here. But the pizza recipe, that's Special.


That guy - 2014-01-15

'easy cheeseburgers'


baleen - 2014-01-16

That was my math teacher's name.


TeenerTot - 2014-01-15

I can't look down on those desserts. As a single person, I actually kind of like the idea of making a single-serve cake in a mug, for when I'm really craving something sweet.
I will get elitist about the dinners, tho. I love actually cooking stuff with knives and cutting boards and pots and pans. Not browning the meat is a mortal sin.


TheOtherCapnS - 2014-01-15

That one's been around forever. Just google mug chocolate cake and you can find plenty of easy recipes.


Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2014-01-16

There's more than chocolate. There are versions like mug blondies and whatnot.

Here is a book about them, but I cannot guarantee how the recipes will turn out:

https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=92pvCZinnCYC&so urce=productsearch&utm_source=HA_Desktop_US&utm_medium=SEM&utm_cam paign=PLA&pcampaignid=MKTAD0930BO1


Hooker - 2014-01-15

Try our delicious dump cake, then dump in the toilet, and you're ready for more!


duck&cover - 2018-04-22

Endless cycle of dumps.


Toenails - 2014-01-15

GRANDMA DID NOT MAKE IT LIKE THAT!!!


infinite zest - 2014-01-15

Upsidedumpcake


Rangoon - 2014-01-15

Oh, you.


TheOtherCapnS - 2014-01-15

My grandmother was a very good cook, and she always talked about being a dump cook, meaning she didn't usually measure ingredients, even when making stuff like biscuits and bread.

She was not talking about this.


gravelstudios - 2014-01-15

In the part of the country where I live, dump cakes are a real thing, and have been forever. Just about every grandma I know has their own spin on it, but the basic premise is that you just 'dump' a boxed cake mix into a pan with some other stuff like fruit, etc. and bake it. The result is usually sort of like cobbler. Buying a mix from an infomercial kind of defeats the purpose. As far as dump dinners go, that just looks awful.


pastorofmuppets - 2014-01-15

so your grandma never served you crunchy rotini embedded in 2 pounds of gray beef? did she even love you?


gravelstudios - 2014-01-15

My grandma didn't cook 'foreigner food'.


boner - 2014-01-15

eye-talians


TheOtherCapnS - 2014-01-15

Though I didn't know my grandmother when she was younger, I am 90% certain that if some old bitch started talking to her about pouring cake mix and IQF frozen fruit slices into a pan, she would have sliced that skag from cunt to chin with the razor she always kept in her boot.


pastorofmuppets - 2014-01-15

It's like when you see a recipe online and the first comment is "I don't know what pistachio nuts are so I substituted american cheese and it came out great in my toaster oven!"

Also, who else noticed the orgreenic pan?


infinite zest - 2014-01-15

You children must have peed your damn pants when you first heard about Spotted Dick!


Old_Zircon - 2014-01-15

RIP Goya Cock Soup Mix, I haven't seen it in a store in years.


Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-01-15

Seriously if that is your attitude why not bypass all the labour-intensive dumping and just eat bags of sugar?


Mother Lumper - 2014-01-15

Figure out a way to sell that notion and you're golden. I'm going to go trademark The Mouth Funnel.


glasseye - 2014-01-15

"home made"


Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2014-01-16

I can't watch this without my brain thinking that "Dump Cakes" is another euphemism for feces. I...just can't.


Tripitaka - 2014-01-16

Razn'Peach Dumpcake is my new drag queen name.


Tripitaka - 2014-01-16

'Cause I'm oh so delicious...


pyslexic dharmacist - 2014-01-20

From the authors of "30-Minute PBJs" and "Boiling Water Made Easy!"


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