Pope Caius - 2014-01-15
Or you could use diet soda for a guilt-free dessert!
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Oscar Wildcat - 2014-01-15 If you hit the website, you can see high resolution images of each of these abortions. Name is apt; looks like Fresh Kills NJ in late spring after the thaw.
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jaunch - 2014-01-15
So instead of following the recipe on the box, I should just dump a bunch of shit into a pan and bake it? And uh... that works?
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Oscar Wildcat - 2014-01-15
So much to love here. But the pizza recipe, that's Special.
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That guy - 2014-01-15
'easy cheeseburgers'
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TeenerTot - 2014-01-15
I can't look down on those desserts. As a single person, I actually kind of like the idea of making a single-serve cake in a mug, for when I'm really craving something sweet.
I will get elitist about the dinners, tho. I love actually cooking stuff with knives and cutting boards and pots and pans. Not browning the meat is a mortal sin.
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TheOtherCapnS - 2014-01-15 That one's been around forever. Just google mug chocolate cake and you can find plenty of easy recipes.
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Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2014-01-16 There's more than chocolate. There are versions like mug blondies and whatnot.
Here is a book about them, but I cannot guarantee how the recipes will turn out:
https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=92pvCZinnCYC&so urce=productsearch&utm_source=HA_Desktop_US&utm_medium=SEM&utm_cam paign=PLA&pcampaignid=MKTAD0930BO1
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Hooker - 2014-01-15
Try our delicious dump cake, then dump in the toilet, and you're ready for more!
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Toenails - 2014-01-15
GRANDMA DID NOT MAKE IT LIKE THAT!!!
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infinite zest - 2014-01-15
Upsidedumpcake
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TheOtherCapnS - 2014-01-15
My grandmother was a very good cook, and she always talked about being a dump cook, meaning she didn't usually measure ingredients, even when making stuff like biscuits and bread.
She was not talking about this.
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gravelstudios - 2014-01-15 In the part of the country where I live, dump cakes are a real thing, and have been forever. Just about every grandma I know has their own spin on it, but the basic premise is that you just 'dump' a boxed cake mix into a pan with some other stuff like fruit, etc. and bake it. The result is usually sort of like cobbler. Buying a mix from an infomercial kind of defeats the purpose. As far as dump dinners go, that just looks awful.
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pastorofmuppets - 2014-01-15 so your grandma never served you crunchy rotini embedded in 2 pounds of gray beef? did she even love you?
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gravelstudios - 2014-01-15 My grandma didn't cook 'foreigner food'.
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boner - 2014-01-15 eye-talians
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TheOtherCapnS - 2014-01-15 Though I didn't know my grandmother when she was younger, I am 90% certain that if some old bitch started talking to her about pouring cake mix and IQF frozen fruit slices into a pan, she would have sliced that skag from cunt to chin with the razor she always kept in her boot.
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pastorofmuppets - 2014-01-15
It's like when you see a recipe online and the first comment is "I don't know what pistachio nuts are so I substituted american cheese and it came out great in my toaster oven!"
Also, who else noticed the orgreenic pan?
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infinite zest - 2014-01-15
You children must have peed your damn pants when you first heard about Spotted Dick!
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Old_Zircon - 2014-01-15 RIP Goya Cock Soup Mix, I haven't seen it in a store in years.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-01-15
Seriously if that is your attitude why not bypass all the labour-intensive dumping and just eat bags of sugar?
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Mother Lumper - 2014-01-15 Figure out a way to sell that notion and you're golden. I'm going to go trademark The Mouth Funnel.
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glasseye - 2014-01-15
"home made"
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Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2014-01-16
I can't watch this without my brain thinking that "Dump Cakes" is another euphemism for feces. I...just can't.
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Tripitaka - 2014-01-16
Razn'Peach Dumpcake is my new drag queen name.
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Tripitaka - 2014-01-16 'Cause I'm oh so delicious...
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pyslexic dharmacist - 2014-01-20
From the authors of "30-Minute PBJs" and "Boiling Water Made Easy!"
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