The fact that eggs are basically the chicken equivalent of menses is an excellent thing to bring up when people are eating.

it's easier to horrify people who don't know their eggs are unfertilized

Look man, it's either this or cock ejaculate. Which do you think is the more nutritious?

I always think of eggs as "chicken periods" (and call them that if I can get away with it), but every so often you get a bloody one and that kind of makes it hit a little close to home. Kind of like when you find a piece of bone or tooth in a sausage you're eating.

Morrissey would hate me.

What about when you find one with albumen that's unusually green?

There is no difference between Zircon and a pedophile.

For the last fucking time: Humans release eggs when they ovulate, not when they menstruate. Chickens don't have periods. This really isn't that difficult, but hearing so many people talk about "eating chicken periods," I'm surprised humans haven't reached a population of 10 billion yet.

dyslexic, can you tell me that again, but with easy words?

well they both come out the cloaca

There's a cock joke somewhere in that cloaca....

So like us.

Heh.

YEAH SO WHAT THE VIDEO STILL DESERVES 5 STARS BECAUSE ITS CUTE & FUNNY AND SO IS THE SUBMITTERS PRESENTATION

oh FFS. You know this site can't possibly hen-dle any more puns.

Aww, you mean it just won't fly anymore?

I'm surprised Youtube didn't poulet.

Eggaxtly! This submission is for the birds.

You just have to see it from the other side's point of view.

This thread is just incredibly cocky

I don't know, the yokes aren't coming over easy.

This vid made me quite peckish. Wattle I eat?

I LIKE CHICKENS!