Heh.. since it's still in the Alpha stages, ideas like these might fly well. I'm lucky to have a very social cat whose only bad habits are meowing for no apparent reason and knocking over cups of water to drink it up off the carpet even though he has a full bowl.
I was bummed that you can't defenestrate even though there's no visible glass on the window
Fun? That has no place in quality indie games, an indie game's quality is measured in how well it "plays with narrative tropes" or it's supposed "really makes you think about" some topic or issue. Now, report back that this cat simulator is actually a metaphor for a man struggling with being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and maybe I'll give it a shot.
Virtually killed by curiousity, I fell into a slump after realizing that ones' existence can be summed up in a short two minutes' time, like glossing over the obituary section of the Times for someone you never knew. In another world, could I have known this person, or dare I say loved them? It doesn't matter anymore - the paper is on the ground and has disappeared like the rest of my soul.
I've heard them say that the actions I'm about to take require selfishness but I do not agree. I believe this action is one of the most courageous and diligent feats one can fathom. Do I consider myself a martyr? In many ways, yes. Yes I do. That is why I'm taking a shit in your toilet's tank.