I'd say they're getting better!

The high watermark for me was Romney.

Weird quirk of two phrases that seem to mean the same thing, but don't: a "high water mark" is the highest recorded level to which waters rise; a "watermark" is like an almost-invisible image or pattern that appears on paper that can be seen when light shines through it. It's like what you see in the corners of banknotes.
Sorry to be nerdy; just trying to square you away.

I'm guessing it was one of those "we have fun in the locker room" bits, like an attempt at doing the "Shake Dance" or whatever it was called

And just like that, infinite zest became the whitest person here.

Yesterday was a long time ago.

Ah, the good ol' days.

We're clearly all addicted to the sweet rush of approving of things.

Jesus. I have to stop drinking.

You gain time while drinking? Can I have that problem too?