Yeah jeez. They prefer to be called Dwarf

Your puns are Cancerous.

The shore is lousy with 'em

Get a grip

Nice try, guys, but your puns?

Lousy.

...and so are my eyes, which are apparently a shell of their former selves. My apologies; I was clawing too hard for a good pun.

Hey has anyone made a lousy pun yet?

oh no

I'm going to side-step out of this thread.

Take 'em

Yup, right here.

I say, good show, old bean!

I dunno, after soft shell crabs, eating baby crabs whole by the handful doesn't seem horribly weird. Maybe a little, but I could see it.

I can imagine a sort of mollusky oatmeal porridge. ...actually, I just made myself sick imagining it.

Lightly dusted in flour and fried with some kind of garlic/ginger sauce would be delicious.

It doesn't seem that different from fish roe, just a little cuter.

That's what I was thinking; these little dudes are probably delicious. I'd even try a few right off the beach, it could be great.

Or food poisoning

.....Dead, or do they crawl off your plate?

n/m, this is just another reason I'm a vegetarian.

I don't get it

A man after my own heart.

One pair.

Likely the handful is only a fraction of one pairs sweet, sticky invertebrate love

Baby steps