This will help against robot attack as well, I'm sure of it.

He figures if he's gonna get robbed, he at least should be able to look down her dress with the mirror.

I like that this product would have in no way prevented the scenario from the reenactment.

Uh, is america the only place where eyeholes exist?

Was she pretty pretty, or UK pretty?

Useless in several different ways. I like their assumption that people would buy a 'Door Chain Mirror' as opposed to mounting a small mirror next to the door; I wouldn't doubt that they sell a fair few of them.

Only useful if there's a perpendicular wall right next to the door on the side where it opens.

Which works well in the UK where houses are dingy, claustrophobic coffins and old peoples' only visitors are hoodlums and grifters.