Perfectly designed.

I've seen these in stores and always thought they would do that.

clip delivers.

for the pan and tilt

Put a plate right under it, duh.

Door Stops.

I like how the bread is also burned on one edge, and white on the other edge.

Terrible toaster, but great dog feeder!

The Terrible Toaster was my wrestling name.

for some reason I could not stop laughing

Fuck you, breakfast!