Why Is the Penis Shaped Like That?

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Comment count is 14

Old_Zircon

- 2014-02-08

Science is great and all but I'd rather be a penis wizard myself. Or at least a penis alchemist.

Merzbau

- 2014-02-08

Nah, you don't get enough hit dice per level. Penis Fighter or nothing.

mamiebangs

- 2014-02-08

Penis in little cape and pointy hat > penis in glasses and lab coat

EvilHomer

- 2014-02-08

Hit dice, shmit dice. The early levels are tough, but Stone Foreskin and Tenser's Penis Transformation are game changers.

cognitivedissonance

- 2014-02-08

Call me old fashioned, but I have all the penis-related spells I need as a Bard.

Caminante Nocturno - 2014-02-08

I once heard about a penis alchemist that had to transfer his brother's penis into a suit of armor.

Nominal - 2014-02-08

You should see my penis armor class. No girl has hit it yet.

oddeye

- 2014-02-09

I use my penis to THAC0ff

DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall - 2014-02-08

Surely, for one episode, they could've changed the name to Big Dink.

erratic

- 2014-02-08

0:55 "...because I used to do research with them." whew! good save!

Rafiki - 2014-02-08

For someone who's supposed to be a scholar in dickology he seems awfully shy talking about penises.

baleen - 2014-02-08

Hence the description!

exy

- 2014-02-09

Gay jokes aren't funny or anything but I still laughed at "and I've seen some human penises too, I must say."

I didn't stick around for the big climactic finish but I hope he gradually morphs into the New York guy from Best in Show over the course of the interview/monologue.

betabox - 2014-02-09

Great. Now I want Ylvis to write a new song.

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