"You're not allowed to give kids incorrect information. Situations where six or seven year olds get lured in by some kind of psychiatrist who tells them that one Santa Claus can live together with another Santa Claus are situations of hatred. It's a situation that in essence...is Nazi."

This is quite possibly the most mind bending quote I've seen from Vice and there have been several.

In his defense, the Nazis were pretty gay.

I knew ol' Saint Nick had a twinkle in his eye for a reason, but I didn't know it was because he was a gay Nazi. I have learned so much today.

I'd love to see the Battle of Stalingrad re-imagined with the Germans as a pack of flaming queens, and the Soviets as macho, shirtless, superduper-totally-straight guys defending their glorious motherland against the homo-fascist horde.