When one's main enemy is Joe Lieberman, anybody would sound like a fairly smart guy.

But yeah, while he was no Alice Cooper, MM was definitely one of our shrewdest rock stars. The points he raises here are all valid and well articulated... although why he even bothers to defend himself is a bit of a mystery, since the media's accusations about Manson's role were demonstrably false, and the Columbine kids (like most antisocial teens of the era) thought Manson was a lameass poser.

In a chaotic aftermath where a mass murder was blamed on everything from the era's music to video games to movies to books, and the truth about what happened was mostly eclipsed in speculation and Christian jerking off, it's interesting to see the massacre's poster scapegoat as the sole voice of reason over the madness.

But on the subject of "Bowling for Columbine," fuck that film. Instead of the documentary deciding on some semblance of consensus about the tragedy, Michael Moore instead waddles his fat ass into the K-mart gun department, rallies against welfare-to-work programs and harasses a dying old actor. It's a soapbox for Moore to chase after his bugaboos. There's a difference between being on the Left and cumming all over the goddamned place.

He does have a degree in journalism and communication. So, yeah. Articulate.

I didn't know that. Of course he was a communications major.

Michael Moore is like that fat kid in High School who took to the role of class clown far too self-consciously and thought people were his friends because they would laugh at his mocking impressions of faculty members.

His music is so boring.

Never bothered to listen to his music, but he's fairly poignant in interviews and has some good off the cuff humor. Googling out of curiosity, I also just found out he is currently railing this girl that, some years ago, tried to get me to go to Mexico City with her. She looks busted now, I am bigger than a drunk bouncer, 5 stars.

None of those things are bad things.

He's not even Jewish, but gutter trash that uses jew as a pejorative can get gang banged to death by hobos any old time.

Come on, lighten up, Capn! Don't be such a Jew.

And I thought he *was* Jewish?

You're thinking of Paul from the Wonder Years. EH, if you ever come across a pack of randy looking hobos, you know what to do buddy.

Lecture the hobos on the importance of cultural sensitivity and threaten them with rape if they don't comply?

You're right, Sir Homer. I meant it to read more like 'feel free to go get gang banged to death by hobos any time' but it came across like some kind of threat.

And even the way I intended it, it was wrong and gross and rape culture-y.

So I take it back, and amend it to 'I hope you get beaten to death on the cold streets you neo nazi cunt.'

Using "cunt" as a pejorative is horribly offensive to both women and cunts. And it IS cold on the streets! You know orcs is homeless; using the oft-lethal weather (not to mention the ever-present threat of violence that all homeless-Americans must endure) to verbally abuse the homless is like using AIDS to verbally abuse homosexuals.

Couldn't you have said something like, "Orcs, I respect your lifestyle and tolerate your viewpoints, but I feel I must politely disagree with the somewhat racist implications of what you just said"?




Or you could call the ADL and ask them to sue Orcs for libel. 'cuz that's what Jews do, the greedy little buggers.

So are you guys deliberately making btuse Street Trash references, or are you just preoccupied with hobos gangbanging people to death?

Stars either way you cunts.

I can't speak for EH, but I am in no way self aware.

That's some high quality trolling there, EH.

KISS! KISS!!!

Let's be fair, his groupies very much deserve to be tortured. A lot. Pretty much bled to death slowly while their feet are roasted on little charcoal hibachis.

theothercapn, i made 7.46 today, how much did you make? ps my mother is a kike

i might add as a postscript: as i anticipate some (if only unstated) prostitution accusations, i have never ever exchanged sex for drugs or money xD it IS disgusting how often i get propositioned by hungry eyed Home Depot employees and UPS guys and soccer dads and businessmen and probable serial killers. as for being gangbanged to death by hobos (or homebums as we call them: non traveling homeless folk whose lifestyle is a polar opposite of the traveling oriented one we embrace), one time in kansas city a schizophrenic african american homebum tried to rape me, got very close actually because he was choking me very hard and i could make nary a peep or a squeak, thankfully my boyfriend(s) at the time woke up and we all beat him pretty much to death, but not before he punched me in the face out of frustration. ever since then i have taken more care and trust me, if you saw the goons i pal around with, you would see your subconscious rape fantasies about me are all in vain sadly. also, we have been staying in a beautiful hotel room overlooking the outskirts of the Las Vegas strip for the past week :D
rest assured, this pussy is STRAIGHT FIRE...too bad you'll never know (except maybe for my Prince Valiant homie). holy shitt i am fuuccckkkkeeedd upppp

Thank you for making it impossible to get upset by anything you write again.

Technically, hobos are itinerants that are looking for/willing to work, as opposed to bums who are just looking for handouts. Oogles, on the other hand, are film school dropouts playing at being poor and diverting charity from people who are homeless because they have no choice.

Blah, meant as reply to the drama above, not the video.

i ride with my niggas i die for mine