Just because you look like a nightmare doesn't mean you have to BE a nightmare.

How is "music to fuck to" not already a ta... oh yeah.

I just want everyone in the world to be happy.

This guy seems awesome!

It's the first I've heard of this guy.

Honestly I wish I could be this excited about having what is apparently several severe health problems.

He seems to be happy just eating Velveeta, getting his blood pressure taken, and playing pianos until they catch on fire. He loves getting EKGs and blizzards.

I'm a bit sad that he wishes for a twin brother, because it means he's aware of his looks and knows that other people don't really want to let him give them massages.

I guess I don't know his story, and I don't know what's wrong with him.

But I know what's right with him.