Well, cats are Satan's creatures (how'd they make it on the Ark?) A rite ascribed to Satanists in medieval times were rituals in which the Devil was summoned in the form of a black cat, at which point the partakers would be directed to kiss the cat under the tail.

Satanism! We kiss cat assholes for power!

wow. The Dog is what got to me, even more than the lasers. "Hey since we're making a movie about slaves, let's give the dog a stereotypical 19th century slave voice?!"

All men may freely submit to Yahweh and follow all of his arbitrary and nonsensical rules or he'll burn down their cities, kill their families, curse their descendents and set them on fire forever in the afterlife. It's the best kind of freedom: the authoritarian kind.

*except those conquered by you, they can be your slaves.

Shelby Foote lives! I mean, he really doesn't, but all things are possible with the LORD.