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PFHT-FFF-FUUUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYOOOOOU!!!

JUST...FUCK YOU! YOU SMARMY LITTLE FUCKING TURD!

FUCKING HELL!

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

GAH!

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I'm surprised it took this long for hipsters to start voting Republican ironically.

The republican party is a disease. It is a fatal disease that thinks it's helping the body it's infected. It is a disease that blames the doctors trying to cure it for the sickness that it has caused.

The punchline is that the body is still stupid enough to agree with the disease.

There was a Gawker article that articulated this better than I can, but the essence was this: This kind of thing is not about making young people vote Republican, it's about making old, wealthy donors THINK that young people are going to vote Republican so they'll open their big donor wallets further.

"could" is a very interesting word.

A smug, chinless douche.

I love the optics of them still keeping the jobless people off camera, in a sort of "some of my best friends are unemployed and they don't want health care or food stamps either". Still too chickenshit to put a face to the unemployed, but happy to put words in their mouths I guess.

Even here the GOP is pushing the "Lucky to have a job" talking point. You're lucky to have a job so don't go complaining and demanding anything better. Keep groveling you maggots.

Both these adverts take place at a gas station. It's like the republican party is trying to tell us something.

Many of my friends are unemployed. And what they really want is a party that will slash their benefits, take away their food stamps, and basically dump them on the brink of destitution. You know, to motivate them.

Backpfeifengesicht.

Jesus, how stupid do they think people are? This makes that Herman Cain ad look like Citizen fucking Kane.

Probably nobody will see this now that the video's off the front page, but a friend of mine just pointed out that he looks almost exactly like Himmler.

http://bit.ly/1dhjytL