Five stars for engrish. SPIDAH WAKKU!

This man must be a force of nature in the bedroom. Jesus H. Christ that was impressive.

Hmmph. You know he just used a pocket comb to tap the run buttons really fast.

I expect no less from the Fist of the North Star.

Thats got to be worth at least 3 olympic medals

This is only stage 1. Stages 2 and 3 make this look like hopscotch.

Hello, Prince of Persia.

I suspect he may be a ninja.

By japanese law, he can now kill 5 men legally. Although, it's not like they can stop him anyway.

That guy is every video game character you thought was to bogus for reality

Oh crap, a Big Boss clone no one knew about

i watched this long-ass video twice

Make sure to stay to the end because the final challenge is mind-blowing. What an athlete.

I'm pretty sure this guy could kick a hurricane's ass.

A simple fisherman? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!

Holy christ. This almost counteracts every stupid thing Japan has ever done.

We are 500 years too early to ever hope to challenge this man.

So, is Japan just wall-to-wall Eliminators, then? Totally covered in crazy obstacles?

I would have his children if I wasn't afraid he would kill me in the process.

Japan even makes American Gladiators better than we do

This right here is why I refuse to say anything bad about Japan. Fear and awe are powerful persuaders.

I want to do this very badly. Hell, I wish that were in my back yard.

I want to hire him to kick some people's asses for me...

i bet the final challenge is battletoads

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