Ralph kicks ass

"My knob tastes funny"

-1 for the conspicuous absense of "I bent my wookie!"

I'm Idaho!

-1 for absence of "wookie"; +1 back for the ice cream truck joke which is really Homer's finest hour

The children are right to laugh at you

Also missing: "I'm learnding!" But Super Nintendo Chalmers makes it all OK.

and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me!

Wigglepup's adventures are the stuff of legends.

Ralph gets great lines, but without a straight man it's a little flat.

"Whats a battle?" got cut in half

"Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breath, or the providence that sustains us?" = 5 *

Picture quality is all over the place

betta is a moron. Also; duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

Tastes like grandma.

-1 for the Party Posse, -1 because it kept coming up again