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Mother_Puncher - 2014-04-08

I had a similar idea for a movie but the couple decide to do an open relationship. This sparks a sort of mid life crisis for the leading male as the only time he can remember being a cool guy was in his late teens so he falls into listening to nu metal and falls into a bad crowd and attends raves and tries to hook up with really awful goth girls. He begins to feel awkward when he accidentally makes out with his neighbor's daughter who is only 15. His wife (who has been out of the dating loop for a while) falls for some jack ass who uses every washed up PUA technique in the book and finally lands her. When they finally have sex she realizes she misses her husband and the PUA becomes clingy and desperate. Their friends want to stay out of this as much as possible but keep getting dragged in somehow


Sputum - 2014-04-08

i like it


Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2014-04-09

I'd like to read that screenplay if not watch how it gets mangled in translation.


Nominal - 2014-04-08

Ugh, Rob Corddry. Never have you starred in a not horrendous movie.


Aelric - 2014-04-08

I know, right? I still like him, but Jesus does he have a depressing imdb page.


Nominal - 2014-04-08

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME OUR SEX TAPE IS ON ALL THE *hot new Apple product* YOU GAVE OUT AS A GREAT GIFT TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY? AND IT UPLOADED OUR FILES FOR EASY SHARING FOR ALL ON THE AMAZING NEW ONLINE SERVICE?

*Something About Mary dog abuse* *fart*


oddeye - 2014-04-08

O, Apple was mentioned in this? Why I barely noticed!!


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-04-08

Satire of Apple cult consumerism, or shameless product placement?

I didn't really have to ask, did I?


Hooker - 2014-04-08

When's the last time Cameron Diaz was in a movie worth watching?


infinite zest - 2014-04-08

Charlie's Angels Full Throttle, duh


Nominal - 2014-04-08

She's been trying to ape Billy Bob Thorton's Bad Santa routine for a while now.

and failing

badly


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-04-08

I liked Bad Teacher, which also featured Judge Fudge. (Drawing a blank on the actual name)

I just found out that Cameron Diaz is 41, and THAT makes her extra hot in my book.
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I will always love Rob Cordry for the deadpan way he explained that Dick Cheney had to shoot Harry Whittington in the face because not to have done so "would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak." Haven't seen a lot on his IMDB page. One of these days I'm going to have to check out HOT TUB TIME MACHINE.


infinite zest - 2014-04-08

He's awesome in Childrens Hospital, but you probably knew that, and his part's awesome in The Ten (but it's not that big of a role) and was great in Pain and Gain. See I keep bringing that movie up.

I watched Hot Tub Time Machine at a bar with subtitles (it was just a DVD so it was uncensored) and I think that's the way to see it: I laughed like I laugh at Family Guy, which isn't something I'm proud of, like admitting to liking at least 4 Michael Bay movies.


infinite zest - 2014-04-08

I thought he was in Wanderlust too, but I guess I was wrong.. that's a good movie though; he usually works with David Wain, who can still make a movie with a predictable premise and outcome hilarious (see Role Models.)

I actually, REALLY thought this WAS an April Fools Joke, as the trailer came out on April First. I'm not a hater on movies like these.. I Love You Man turned out being a million times better than I would've expected, but it was also.. well it didn't involve a comedic situation where someone asks Siri how to perform CPR on.. god fucking damnit I thought this was fake.


oddeye - 2014-04-08

This whole movie was shot, edited and shared with every cinema in the world with a single ipad, which is now the most hated object in the known universe.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-04-08

You're all going to hate me for this, but I think it would be awesome if having sex for three hours comes to be known as "the Full Lincoln". I haven't done the Full Lincoln in a long time, maybe 3-4 civil wars.


badideasinaction - 2014-04-08

I'd assume "the full Lincoln" would be a hot facial at the theatre.


infinite zest - 2014-04-08

I think that's a John Wilkes Bukakke


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-08

THE CLOUD, THE CLOUD, APPLE, SONY, THE CLOUD.


oddeye - 2014-04-08

The cloud sounds like a badass deity; the whole being impossible to fathom yet mysteriously sharing knowledge and shit. Kinda like that D&D fella, I don't know, Vecna? Tzeentch? Whatever.


infinite zest - 2014-04-08

I guess if there's any redeeming value to this shit, it might help people realize that posting and sharing stupid shit on facebook, instagram, twitter is something that sticks around and can't be shredded or burned.

What was a funny little segue in National Lampoon's European Vacation where Clark and Ellen videotape themselves and become European Porn stars and Ellen gets mad at Clark but then gets kidnapped by the guy who stole the video camera and sold them a stolen car and Clark saves the day accidentally and then knocks the Statue of Liberty's torch upside down has become an entire movie.


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-08

yeah. I had a married friend whose pictures with her husband somehow got leaked to the internet, and it was pretty much impossible to do anything about it. Really stupid to take x-rated pictures or videos these days, unless it's on a Polaroid or VHS.


oddeye - 2014-04-08

Just wear a ski mask and do the shoot in a hotel room.


infinite zest - 2014-04-09

won't work. You'll just have to take it off and shoot into the ski mask. Hotels charge extra for that shit.


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