It's a 15 minute short, which makes a lot more sense than the two-hour epic I had in my head.

"Ice cream" and "Swirlee" might be better tags.

I somehow expected Gary Busey to be in this.

VIRGINIA HAM PRODUCTIONS.

Bonus star for Swirlee's idiot girlfriend who can't figure out why his body feels cold.

I hope all that time spent in makeup was worth it.

It looks like we're dealing with (sunglasses) one cool customer.