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baleen - 2014-04-11

I want like 20 of these. I want a wall covered in them.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-04-11

Waist high?


Meerkat - 2014-04-11

Ideally they would be right at the corner of the wall and the ceiling like stenciling and you could say you invited your weird uncle over to help you stencil and that was the result.


Black Napkins - 2014-04-12

You could get some dildoes to go with it and make a real-life cover to Frankenchrist.


chairsforcheap - 2014-04-12

i bet if you stacked one on top of another upside down one you could decorate your wall like a escher tessellation


TheGarbageFairy - 2014-04-13

Black Napkins, you can have all my stars.


oddeye - 2014-04-11

He sounds like he is talking about PoETV user names.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-04-11

I thought their channel got yanked by YouTube.


oddeye - 2014-04-11

Yeah, that was a little premature of youtube. Hard decision, had to take matters into their own hands. Besides there is no need for yanking, whole point of this channel surely?


fedex - 2014-04-11

oh god I'll give you all these stars if you stop


oddeye - 2014-04-11

Just toying around, sheesh!


oddeye - 2014-04-11

Whoops, in a bit of a sticky wicket. I'd fuck myself over for an edit function, that post would be nice to rub out. Guess it's a bit double ended though, you wouldn't get that rush of blood. Anyway, no need to beat myself up about it, I can still bang this out. Here is the girth of it:

Your rating; I would love to take it but you should really give it to yourself. Before you remove wood from a friend's eye, first remove the plank from your own. Ram that violently down your pipe hole. Don't care what you say or where you've been; I could flick you off like a bouncer.

Just toying around, sheesh!


infinite zest - 2014-04-12

HEY! Don't make me come down there!


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-04-11

Well okay then.


Hooker - 2014-04-11

Brett should probably stick to law enforcement.


Meerkat - 2014-04-11

So if I mean when you clean them...


oddeye - 2014-04-11

I can see guys using these for a month or two and cleaning it out with a small amount of water to dissolve cum and pick up debris.

Probably drink it on video afterwards.


Redford - 2014-04-12

"Debris".


Robin Kestrel - 2014-04-11

"If you wa.... WHEN you wash this out..."


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-04-11

This is a dupe. I wish I didn't know that, but it was up here before.


The Mothership - 2014-04-11

I love his nonchalance throughout, but the last 3 seconds are great.


Nominal - 2014-04-11

I'm going to take this chance to link the Twitter fiasco where an otherkin dildo company named their black horsecocks "ebony" and social justice warriors lost their minds.

http://i.imgur.com/Yv5JIlR.png


Born in the RSR - 2014-04-12

Perfect timing.


baleen - 2014-04-12

Man, people have way too much time on their hands. I cannot believe that happened.


oddeye - 2014-04-12

Should have just gone with Ebon.


EvilHomer - 2014-04-12

Heaven forbid your sex toys fetishize something.

And wow, you weren't kidding about the otherkin dildo company thing:

https://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=13270?f=18& t=13270 (SFW, "Audax", the chief admin from Bad Dragon, recounts her otherkin story near the bottom of the page)


I knew Bad Dragon catered to furries and bronies, but I did not know they were otherkin, too.


Chancho - 2014-04-12

Damn I've been chopping women into pieces for years and then this comes along. Thank you Pipedream!


oddeye - 2014-04-12

And you don't even need to remove the bones in order to get such a sweet jiggle in the rump. Booyah!


That guy - 2014-04-13

Watched hilarious related vidoes, but forgot to sign out of youtube. 8vC

I hope that, after the robots kill all humans, they will pay tribute to us by having our sex toys intercourse each other in some kind of memorial center.


Killer Joe - 2014-10-05

ONLY 9 INCHES?!?!


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