You guess?

YOU GUESS. Don't be so bashful.

It sounds like you lived next door to a compulsive liar.

I know two doms. Both are pretty remarkable people. One is this incredibly sweet, generous and kindly southern belle. It was a long running joke amongst mutual friends that she would only be a mean spirited cunt if you paid her! Dimestore satori, that.

I knew a dom. I think I told this story before, how I convinced her to give up her motel dominatrix gig and become an internet financial dominatrix.

She wasn't that terrible a person, but she was an emotional mess, and was dating a morbidly obese homeless man who got sent to prison for stealing Hot Pockets from a convenience store.

Jesus that is pathetic, Homer.

The other one is a F2M artist in the Bay Area who does it not for $$$ but just to get off.

What's worse is the guy had been sent to prison before... for throwing her into a door and bruising her spine on the doorknob. He was living with her at her mother's house at the time. Don't ask me why she stayed with him, because I don't know; the dude was a Dragonguyver/Nick Bravo level loser. Maybe because her mom hated him?

Anyway, she apparently made good money as a motel dominatrix. She got paid better than hookers, and never had to do anything penetrative; she just kicked middle-aged in the nuts for a couple hours each night. I suggested the financial dominatrix thing to her boyfriend (thanks, poeRed!), and offered to manage the website for a small fee (this was shortly after I came home from the Army, and I was seriously strapped for cash). The fat asshole said it was a deal, then promptly went ahead and did it all without me.

On the one hand, I heard being a financial dominatrix worked out well for the poor girl, and I'm glad I could be of help. But on the other, fuck, that was MY project; shows what happens when you give lucrative business ideas to partners without having a plan to protect your own interests. I got Wozniaked. :(

correct; technically this cat is a dominator, not a dominatrix.

Oxford American confirms "dominator."

As someone obsessed with proper word usage, I thank you!

Who's calling him a Dominatrix?

Answer me, worm!

Also, does this fellow really expect us to believe he's a slave master? Slave owners were usually fat and out of shape. They didn't HAVE to do much physical labor; that's what they had slaves for!

If this guy really has a bunch of slaves, shouldn't he be lounging in a sedan chair, stuffing his face with grapes, instead of hitting the gym?

Why don't you dominate other Bronies?

You'd be surprised how many bronies are straight! I doubt there'd be much of a market for me, even if I were to do the dominating via the medium of pony animations and voice overs.

I have been toying with an idea for a pony-themed JOI/ Dom/ ASMR website, but I'd have to find some voice actresses both capable of doing Mane Six impressions and willing to do potentially adult-oriented work for a creepy client base. Also, I don't have the starting capital at the moment, but the federal government is offering small business loans for vets, so maybe...?

Actually, you know, that might not really be the worst idea. The pony art and voice overs thing, I mean. I wouldn't HAVE to be 'roided up if I just stuck a picture of Big Mac up in front of my webcam and talked over it! Same goes for the actresses. They wouldn't even have to appear on camera, which I imagine would be a big plus for any sort of camgirl.

THIS COULD BE HUGE!

You were in the army, you must know tons of shit about gay bondage and being yelled at. Go for it!

EvilHomer, that's a great idea!

*begins plans to voice, animate, and create web site for dom ponies*