Open your mouth. I actually ate a part of a urinal cake once. Laugh if you want, but I was the new person at work and my boss brought us "donuts." I took one bite and spit it out, joke was on me. Everybody laughs. But then I was like "hand me the hot sauce" and took two bites and swallowed. It was a non-pissed on one but I was immediately freaked out like "what'd I do.. am I going to die.." I guess I didn't die but I wouldn't recommend it.
After that I became the person who would eat almost anything in the store for a small cash reward, including an entire box of expired bullion cubes. I miss that job.
Are you taking the piss? This place has really hit a trough if the old guard can't this. You get one final shake, get all your inane dribbling's out before I wash my hands of this whole affair.
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