Amazing

Fist pump. Slo Mo.

This will be much more practical for defending my home from cardboard tubes, saving me the extra half-inch I'd have to extend my arm to physically knock them over, contaminating my knuckles with their genetically-modified plant fiber materials.

I've only been training for a few years, and I can already blow all the seeds off a dandelion!

just a hair to the "trolling" side of poe's law. gets last star back for not using an open palm for better air-pushing.

I have squashed the toilet paper rolls to make them look nicer on camera. I did not squash them because I sprained my arm trying to knock them down when they were still round. Now witness my awesome power!

I really, really hope he actually believes in this shit. That would be awesome.

Let's assume for a moment that he actually is using chi power to knock those over.

I could have knocked all six of them over in like 0.2 seconds just by smacking them with my hand.

Despite the obvious working mechanism of this, what's the point of a super power that makes you less effective than someone who can slap things?

who was that guy on poe that believed in all this yellow bamboo faloon gong (whatever) bullshito?

The only name that comes up is visiondust but it wasn't him, right?

I got my Lotus Fist manuscript for only 5 USD!

Now you can fight off the Charmin bears.