do you really think that they didn't have that cat declawed?

It's a scientific fact that Servals are attracted to Forever 21 and Juicy Couture.

or pops an implant.

trapped in a mcmansion with a spoiled woman-child - ugh.

Please don't draw attention to the unfortunate Vajazzling accident she had. The scars are still glittery, for chrissakes...

My ex worked a forever 21; the only time I was ever in a mall was to visit her. All the pants look like this. I'm not mr dress code but I think these belong on children. Either that, or make those sneakers that light up for adult males and I'll change my tune. It's not fair that full grown women can wear a boys' size.

It's amazing how unattractive these sorts of pants are to me. It really doesn't matter how attractive a woman is wearing these, she could be covered in shit and I'd be more interested. It's not a conscious value judgement, either, my boner just hates this style with a deep and visceral passion.

Bullshit, my grandmother used to wear nothing but a serval Saturday mornings when she'd make us breakfast.

But yeah, I've got regular normal cats and I don't see the advantage to owning an exotic pet, except perhaps that its bloodline hasn't undergone generations of evolution to make it more compatible with humans. I'm sure there's some measure by which that is an advantage.

stupid auto correct; that was supposed to say "domesticated doug"

Ugh, I know. Just think of how many life-altering desert gels and soup vapors they're missing out on! If only they knew someone cultivated like baleen to tell them how to spend their money.

oh jesus DESSERT

Chocolate Jesus is still angry that you like to enjoy a nice meal, baleen.

I was trying to by supportive : ( I know a well-heeled epicurean hasn't enjoyed his nice meal until he's shamed all the open-mouthed commoners staring in disbelief. Please don't think I don't admire baleen as much as you all!

Maybe the police will kill her for you baleen.

Epicurus was actually a vegetarian. He ate very simply. A bit of cheese, some olives, water. The negative, snobby associations with "Epicureanism" and food were created by his ideological enemies, mainly the Cynics. I generally eat very simply as well, so I guess in that sense I am Epicurean.

Sometimes I like to make feasts for people, since it's important that you don't just play video games all the time and eat shit food by yourself, and if I'm lucky enough, sometimes I go to a really nice restaurant where I can experience great artists and their craft. Other people commission people to draw hentai versions of their favorite anime.

I hope the police fucking shoot this person in the tits. I will be the first person to defend them.