chairsforcheap  - 2014-05-08
so this is what happened to bob ducca
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fulakarp - 2014-05-09 WHAT I HATE ABOUT AMERICA by Bob Ducca
- sun tea
- fresh cut grass
- jasmine
- snicker doodles
- frog water
- fireflies
- homeschool erasers
- suntan oil
- chlorine
- bromide
- formaldehyde
- heirloom ice cubes
- waterlogged tree fort
- butterscotch discs
- dew-ripened lawn mushroom
- breakfast salad
- garbage can plums
- homemade toothpaste candy
- older cousin farts
- grandfather breath
- allergy helmet
- security guard diaper
- cold pizza
- hobo jungle
- mulligan stew
- babysitter chamberpot
- abandoned library
- artisan breast milk
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infinite zest - 2014-05-08
Le sigh.. I could only make it 2 minutes in.. so far he hates "macho" women who try to act like "men" by driving trucks and liking sports but he also hates "macho" men who do what those women are ostensibly trying to emulate? And the F-word? Oh well, if he makes a point, let me know.
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Sudan no1 - 2014-05-08
What I hate about America: it produces guys like this.
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memedumpster - 2014-05-08
Hatters gonna' hat.
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infinite zest - 2014-05-08
What I learned about finally getting a youtube channel set up for that one video of frustrated me about submitting the "http" instead of the "https" is that everything tells you where you were directed to. Wouldn't it be weird to get Archieluxury, Fedsmoker, this guy, and the rest all in a room?
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infinite zest - 2014-05-08 Er.. "from." Sorry but I'm going to quote Family Guy. When did "from" become "to?"
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oddeye - 2014-05-08
i am sorry about your cat john.
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infinite zest - 2014-05-08 also the cat litter you can find at the gas station
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oddeye - 2014-05-09 I saw you mention it in another video but assumed you meant 3/14 of the year of submission rather than march 14th 2014. Since there is no way to private message you I posted 3 times but to my knowledge you never replied, granted at least one of those posts was me trying to correct my earlier blunder.
Regardless the loss of a pet is no joking matter and I genuinely feel for you buddy.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-05-09 Thjat's ,much appreciated. Tell ya what that wasn't the hard one. We lost one the Sunday before Christmas when he got caught in my friend's lift char. That was horrible. That was Zardoz, who was named for his enormous head. Solange was old, and her passing had been expected.
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Xenocide - 2014-05-08
Jerry Springer? Dr. Spock? What decade was this filmed in?
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yogarfield - 2014-05-09
OH KAY WHAT I HATE UD-A-BOUT A-MERIC-UH TOO DAY THAT I THINK A BOUT IT IS THIS OH KAY..
I made it about 40 seconds, pure EVIL. Seriously consider redoing the tags Motherfucker, I think you missed out on some Davey Crocket jabs.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-05-09
At heart, this guy is really TFL Bill without the booze, or maybe without as much of it. I was going to submit this, but it had already been submitted:
"Western Women Are Destroying Themselves....."
http://youtu.be/D1bu7GIyKLk
Apparently he's in Hong Kong in search of true love.
This guy reminds me of my brother, who is a loner and a bit of an odd duck, but also a hell of standup guy, so I felt more kindly toward pacificoceanasia than I should have when i submitted this yesterday. What I see today is a horrible human being who thinks he knows everything, but he doesn't know shit. Crime does not "continue to rise". It's going down, but this guy just tells himself stories about imaginary people on welfare who can afford
cars with stereo systems that terrorize neighborhoods.
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Centennial Ostrich - 2014-05-09
Is that his real voice? He sounds like one of those cheaply produced ''computer-narrated'' conspiracy videos that keep multiplying on youtube.
Also, nice medallion.
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Sanest Man Alive - 2014-05-09
I'd tell you to fix the description to read "misanthropic", if that hat wasn't already a glaring sign to the whole world of his unbending contempt for his fellow man.
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Cherry Pop Culture - 2014-05-09
This guy reminds me of that stalker Selena Gomez had. I think it is the creep-with-a-mic thing.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=89827
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Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2014-05-09
The way he stresses the "h" in "hate" during the first few seconds of this vid really convey the intensity of his hatred and the depth of his insanity.
I had a driving instructor like this much, and driving instructors are, as a general rule, a weird, unhappy, unlikable bunch. I sort of fear ending up like this someday.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2014-05-09
Weeaboo Ignatius J. Reilly.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-05-09
The homely Asian lady that gets this winner is a lucky lady indeed!
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fulakarp - 2014-05-09
All my stars are for the ponytail reveal
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