Just the fact that dude showed up to a political debate wearing fingerless gloves is worth some stars.

Showing up drunk and sputtering deserves another 5. He's got my vote!

And immediately following it is a bearded hermit reading about gays from a page he tore out of the Bible.

Republicans.

[SLOW CLAP]

This is Brilliant! Thanks Baleen!

I dont get it. Are you implying the biker is the crazy one? Because if you listened to his entire speech he was by far the most honest, endearing and anti-bigoted of all of them.

I'm guess it's mostly due to him using the phrase "the blacks", even though he went on to say only positive, non-bigoted things. You really should have told people to watch AFTER the biker got done speaking - the bearded bible-quoter didnt even have a platform, he just quoted the most hateful parts of Leviticus.

I would truly vote for that guy.

Oh holy shit. 52:20. This just gets better and better. I still endorse Harley even after claiming God told him to go for president. Perhaps God doesn't want Walt or the two career politicians to win. If I was God I certainly wouldn't want anybody else on that panel to represent me.

This made my morning fun.

Stop being all serious about this guys.

It seemed important for all the candidate to impress us with their street credibility by way of their jail time served. Jail is like being in the Army now, but something that more citizens can directly relate to. Fascinating.

Say Enjoy, you're a Pube, which one get's your vote? I'm still down with the Biker, he knows what it's like to be Under The Thumb Of The Man. I can relate to this.

21:45 is fucking amazing.

Idaho, what the fuck guys?

His beard is, in fact, Leviticus compliant.

Did you notice that his name tag is spelled Walt Bays and his button spells it Walt Bayes? This is like a perfect storm. Truly a monumental moment in electoral history.

It all comes down to turnout -- by which I mean who DOESN'T bother to vote -- and there are three things working against the Democrats:

1) Democrats are generally bad at turnout in non-presidential years, while Republicans are pretty good.

2) Dissatisfaction with the incumbent president.

3) Six years ago, a lot of Democrats were voted into the Senate; they're up for re-election this year. So the Democrats are defending 21 seats, the Republicans 15. (There are 33 regular seats up for election, plus 3 mid-term vacancies.) If Democrats lose more than 5 seats they lose control of the Senate, by whatever definition of "control" applies. (If the Democrats do hold on, Harry Reid damn well better fix the filibuster on day one of the new Congress, like he should have in 2013 or 2011.)

It's just inevitable that Democrats don't show this year. We'll have 2 years of stagnation and they'll fall behind Jeb Bush in 2016. It will be a boring election with Clinton v. Bush. Annoying as hell.

Wow. Remember back when we thought Republicans would never take back the senate or presidency? And that the worst we'd have to be afraid of is Jeb?

The ending is fucking incredible. Holy SHIT. I mean, wow.

Good til the last drop.

I really want to see a TV pilot now. BIKER PROPHET.

Or BIKER PRESIDENT. It would be sort of like "That's My Bush" meets "Sons of Anarchy".

Ron Perlman and Katey Sagal is a combination that can never fail.

His plan to fix national debt is fail-proof:

..My proposed solution is a supernatural one to wit: Organize a coordinated education campaign across the nation led by really squared-away preachers like Dr. Creflo Dollar of World Changers Church, College Park, GA, to instruct the hoards and masses how to tap into the unlimited resources of God (Capt. Guts' lollipop) rather than sucking the last bits of life out of the worse-than-impoverished, bankruptcy-eligible U.S. government... If we can get hundreds of millions of Americans educated and trained to extract God's blessings (the lollipop) rather than settle for what the impoverished, virtually bankrupt U. S. Government can dole out, then we would stand much more than a fighting chance of paying off that T debt in less than one generation.

Don't forget using national parklands to drill oil. That will take care of everything.

It's a symbol of pride!

And yet: you heathen bastards will still all go to hell for your shameless shrimp consumption.