|baleen - 2014-05-15 |
Skip to 8:25 for a quick taste of how crazy this shit is.
I'm guess it's mostly due to him using the phrase "the blacks", even though he went on to say only positive, non-bigoted things. You really should have told people to watch AFTER the biker got done speaking - the bearded bible-quoter didnt even have a platform, he just quoted the most hateful parts of Leviticus.
Oh holy shit. 52:20. This just gets better and better. I still endorse Harley even after claiming God told him to go for president. Perhaps God doesn't want Walt or the two career politicians to win. If I was God I certainly wouldn't want anybody else on that panel to represent me.
This made my morning fun.
Stop being all serious about this guys.
It seemed important for all the candidate to impress us with their street credibility by way of their jail time served. Jail is like being in the Army now, but something that more citizens can directly relate to. Fascinating.
Say Enjoy, you're a Pube, which one get's your vote? I'm still down with the Biker, he knows what it's like to be Under The Thumb Of The Man. I can relate to this.
|SolRo - 2014-05-15 |
you almost feel bad for the guys actually dressed up and groomed...but then you remember that they're exactly the same except for having more fashion sense and money.
|jreid - 2014-05-15 |
I came here to post this. Fucking surreal.
21:45 is fucking amazing.
Idaho, what the fuck guys?
His beard is, in fact, Leviticus compliant.
Did you notice that his name tag is spelled Walt Bays and his button spells it Walt Bayes? This is like a perfect storm. Truly a monumental moment in electoral history.
|PegLegPete - 2014-05-15 |
The biker guy sounds kinda cool actually. In a crazy homeless Vietnam vet kinda way.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-05-15 |
Just too many moments worth keeping, locked away in my heart.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-05-15 |
I really don't get the projections showing the GOP will retake the Senate.
Yes, the Democrats are often fucking dull, but often so is the actual business of governing. I mean, I might not want to spend my off-hours with whoever is managing where I work, but I also don't want him to run the office based on Biblical prophecy and holding anti-gay rallies in the break room.
It all comes down to turnout -- by which I mean who DOESN'T bother to vote -- and there are three things working against the Democrats:
1) Democrats are generally bad at turnout in non-presidential years, while Republicans are pretty good.
2) Dissatisfaction with the incumbent president.
3) Six years ago, a lot of Democrats were voted into the Senate; they're up for re-election this year. So the Democrats are defending 21 seats, the Republicans 15. (There are 33 regular seats up for election, plus 3 mid-term vacancies.) If Democrats lose more than 5 seats they lose control of the Senate, by whatever definition of "control" applies. (If the Democrats do hold on, Harry Reid damn well better fix the filibuster on day one of the new Congress, like he should have in 2013 or 2011.)
It's just inevitable that Democrats don't show this year. We'll have 2 years of stagnation and they'll fall behind Jeb Bush in 2016. It will be a boring election with Clinton v. Bush. Annoying as hell.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-05-15 |
Best political debate since Basil Marceaux debated the old hippy and the Tea Party coal lady.
The pro gay biker! Butch Otter being against gay marriage! This is incredible.
Good til the last drop.
|boner - 2014-05-15 |
Somehow I trust the biker?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Or BIKER PRESIDENT. It would be sort of like "That's My Bush" meets "Sons of Anarchy".
Ron Perlman and Katey Sagal is a combination that can never fail.
|Pillager - 2014-05-15 |
Any one of the men could be president one day.
I like this one.
His plan to fix national debt is fail-proof:
..My proposed solution is a supernatural one to wit: Organize a coordinated education campaign across the nation led by really squared-away preachers like Dr. Creflo Dollar of World Changers Church, College Park, GA, to instruct the hoards and masses how to tap into the unlimited resources of God (Capt. Guts' lollipop) rather than sucking the last bits of life out of the worse-than-impoverished, bankruptcy-eligible U.S. government... If we can get hundreds of millions of Americans educated and trained to extract God's blessings (the lollipop) rather than settle for what the impoverished, virtually bankrupt U. S. Government can dole out, then we would stand much more than a fighting chance of paying off that T debt in less than one generation.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Don't forget using national parklands to drill oil. That will take care of everything.
|Bhiu - 2014-05-15 |
This gets my vote for video of the year.
The old man admitting to shooting a wolf while it was on the endangered species list is priceless.
|spicediver - 2014-05-15 |
The biker guy is damn entertaining, I'll give you that.
It's interesting. In Australia our far right pollies mention god and the bible a whole let less in public debate than GOP types do. The Almighty gets a hell of a good airing in this video.
In contrast, Christian conservative politicians in Australia are more circumspect and will very rarely mention religion when they, say, condemn same sex marriage in public debate.
Their agenda is just as bigoted and ignorant, however. And perhaps their don't-mention-god strategy is more successful. Same-sex marriage, for example, is still illegal here, whereas the USA now has it in nearly 20 states.
And yet: you heathen bastards will still all go to hell for your shameless shrimp consumption.
|magnesium - 2014-05-16 |
Four of the mountain man's sixteen children grew up to be rodeo stars!
The biker wants to form an army with a fictional character to fight the government in another dimension. Blitzkrieg!
|The Mothership - 2014-05-16 |
A cowboy, a curmudgeon, a biker or a normal guy. Take your pick.
|chumbucket - 2014-05-20 |
The call to "vote 'em all out of office" acts like a political black hole that sucks all of the chaff out of the crevices to run for office. Yay America.
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