Megyn Kelly is amazing. She's like that old computer program Eliza embodied in a blonde 7.5

I am 18 minutes in now and am learning about how our Alien God, Ra El (I fucking love this cult) has been punishing the Bible belt for mocking him online. Turns out, those tornadoes weren't about the gays, but about the Jesus. Also, he made two suns and stuff. You should really watch this.

Every source cited for these acts is clips from Fox News. This could qualify as a best of Fox News video. And now Joe Bastardi with the ice age...

Just so you all don't get them confused, there is the Good Rael...

http://www.rael.org

and then this douchecollider

http://www.ra-el.org

Know your Raelohim!

OK maybe I WILL watch it all.

I had no idea that there were multiple Raels. I suppose the cloning project the original ones were promoting was successful, but proved to bite them on the ass? Remarkable.

:D

on the dark side of the moon, no less. we should have seen it coming

"I can only call it a force field..."

...in the same way ghost hunters call dust motes "orbs." Because they're incapable of rational thought.

The bit right after about an "all seeing eye" pyramid thing in Ecuador was interesting, in that neither the mountain, this Sotomayor guy, or any records of it are found on any site that isn't festooned with rotating gifs about aliens and Jesus.

If the dude wants to perpetuate a fraud, you'd think he'd have the idea that maybe the pyramid in Ecuador should look like other Central American pyramids, but that probably wouldn't give the Art Bell crowd their money-producing orgasms of conspiracy.

I'm so close to having a pretty high quality VHS transfer station set up and when I do I'll finally upload the VHS documentary on ORBS I found a few years ago.

Is it titled, "ORBS: By people who've never worn glasses"?

I don't like scary movies I don't like to get scared. Watching this when I get home from work. I might just buy a bag of store popcorn instead of make it myself!

Then follow mine. I have a sexxxy voice. $IZ

Don't you think his absence is QUITE CONVENIENT?

THIS IS NAWT A PENUS SHEATH

Giorgio Tsoukalos not in this video?

Is such a thing even possible?

Who's that gu OH that guy. Mr. Sixhead himself.

So this was a few years ago, but there was a big dot that just kind of hovered in the Northwest (I think it was best seen around St. Helens but I can't recall but you could easily see it through the city lights where I live.) Anyway it kind of did the same thing. I was like "what the fuck is that?" Because it wasn't moving like an airplane or going anywhere near as fast as a shooting star. I'd say it was probably there for 30 seconds but then WOOOOSH! Straight to the right, or I guess South. I was drinking beers on the stoop with my neighbor and it was kind of a Bill and Ted "WOAH" moment. Like, "what in the real fuck was that?!?" I've seen meteor showers but never one like that. I like to think there's something out there, but I think what happens (and this is with no empirical citations except what I was done learned as a child) the way we look at the atmosphere kind of works like the way we look into an aquarium. So the same way a fish in a fishbowl seems to stay the same size, a fish in a rectangular aquarium grows and shrinks depending on how we're seeing it. It's also why the sun looks so big sometimes. I'm sure there's more to it than that and I'm not implying that we live in a big rectangular aquarium, but anyway..

So if something moves across the sky, it can look as if it's hovering for long periods of time before it goes "Goodbye!"

but it could've been aliens. Or Atliens

There's really no evidence to prove that one of POETV's Commentors is NOT George Tzatziki, I mean Takei, I mean Giorgio. Just Giorgio.

The really fat UFO's are called Atkins.

Thank you, I'll be here all night!