When I had a goth phase in high school I listened to bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, the Cure, and Siouxsie and the Banshees, and stuff. How did this really shitty emo stuff become associated with goths, anyway?

Awe inspiring.

At some point, these people will be middle aged adults, and they'll be in an office somewhere, doing their jobs, or taking care of their kids, or whatever, when suddenly, this will begin making the rounds. Will they laugh? I hope so, and I do believe they will.

Oh, the things you will put up with when you're young just to maybe get to touch a boob.

I'd never record myself masturbating. This is more embarassing.

Of all the silly shit kids do and record and post on the Internet, this is far from the worst.

Also, I would argue the video is far funnier if you mute the sound when the music starts and just watch them flap around in silence.

Wow, that made them really winded.

This is a joke, they're not being serious.
You people are old.

ashtar nailed it.

Ashtar nailed it, these kids know satire.