Paris For President

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Oscar Wildcat

- 2014-05-22

I had no idea Mitt Romney was so hot!

Scrimmjob

- 2014-05-22

I'd have voted for her, if she was running for president of having human excrement shot into her face by the worlds largest fire hose until she dies!

John Holmes Motherfucker

- 2014-05-22

I'd vote for her, if she was running against ANY REPUBLICAN.

Man, she REALLY looks like Sarah Palin! Glasses and a dye job, and you're all the way there.

EvilHomer

- 2014-05-22

I'd vote for Boxxy, but only if she ran as a Pirate Party candidate.

Actually, I would vote for any Pirate Party candidate that got on a serious ballot, but Boxxy especially.

infinite zest

- 2014-05-22

Unfortunately she was born in 1981 so she can't run for at least two more years. Definitely couldn't back then.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2017-07-18

You made me laugh Scrimm!! :D

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2017-07-18

Still laughing... You cracked me up!

Scrimmjob - 2017-07-18

haha, yeah, I don't remember saying this, but I cracked myself up a few years later. Way to go 2014 me!

memedumpster

- 2014-05-22

I would vote for Kim Kardashian if she ran on repealing the PATRIOT Act. We all know it would be president Kanye anyway.

Prickly Pete - 2014-05-22

I'ma let you finish but James K. Polk was the greatest president of all time! OF ALL TIME!

(note: I know nothing about the history of my own country, so if Polk was a shitty president then replace that with someone good. I assume there were some good ones in there)

infinite zest - 2014-05-22

I only remember him because of the Oregon Treaty thing. 54 40 or fight motherfuckers.

memedumpster - 2014-05-22

Thanks to Polk we have Texas. Whatever else he did, it wasn't worth it.

TeenerTot

- 2014-05-22

Job creator!

Jet Bin Fever

- 2014-05-22

Blow job creator!

Prickly Pete - 2014-05-22

1:00) But if if you're gay just make sure you don't consummate it because you probably have AIDS! Google "paris hilton gay aids" for reference point...

1:15) what is it that's "a vocabulary don't"? Is that something backmasked? What could possibly need to be censored in a Paris Hilton video? Or am I just not able to make it out?

2:05) Hahaha WOW how are you going to have a song packed with complete fluff and then slip something like "water boarding is torture" in there?? Where the fuck did THAT come from?

Pope Caius - 2014-05-22

The vocabulary don't is a clip of Bush saying "nucular".

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